10 ways you know you're a U2 fanatic.

1. when something good happens to you, you always shout out with joy 'ZOOROPA!!!!'
2. when you go grocery shopping people think you are strange for buying only one orange, one apple, one banana.
3. At night its hard to see with those damn wrap-around fly sunglasses.
4. You named your goldfish 'the edge'.
5. Your house reeks of Lemon.
6. Your clothes have all been purchased, in one way or another to represent the irish flag.
7. Before you go to church you scream out your door, "SUNDAY BLOODY SUNDAY!"
8. Bono told you himself, "look, we appreciate the support, but get a life."
9. You got in line for the 2005 tour in 1996.
10 When people ask how old you are, you gladly say '40'.