Crash, Boom, Bang!

I get home tonight and Marty says, "I think there's something wrong with the computer." So I'm thinking what the heck did you do. I take off my shoes and taks a look at the screen. In big blaring white bold block letters it shouts. Hard disk failure is immenent. You've got to be kidding me. Besides the fact that i woke up an hour late this morning this has got to be a completely shitty day! So I try to back up my files and the computer won't even boot up windows. I had no choice but to format. (The Other known *F* word) So in a matter of 3 to 4 hours I am up and running again. Hp is sending me a new hard drive, but I'm stuck with this one until it gets here. ARGHH! Oh yeah and the collateral amount until they get my old drive back exceedes 500 bucks. I should have started the day naked I guess. Then it would have been easier for the world to screw me.